Lyrics for White and Lazy by Paul Westerberg :
I can wake up in the morning
Gonna stay up afternoon
Don’t lie on the sofa
Get myself in my mood, yeah

Gonna get the corner baker
And I’ll attend to my maker
I don’t take no cigarettes
They gonna move

Gonna spend my money on a sweet and sexy girl
Around, make me jealous
I can-a cannibal
Too f*ckin’ weird, up to her

Lazy, I’m white, I am sick

Don’t guess it’s too bad what thermometer says
Gonna take myself medicine

I’ll spend my money on a swingin’ chick
We turn around and make us sick
And I got some money
Till we fly
I’m lazy, I’m white, and I’m sick

(1, 2, 3, 4)
(Lazy!) I’m lazy
(White!) I’m white
(Lazy!) I’m lazy
Ashamed of nothing

(Lazy!) I’m lazy
(White!) White
(Lazy!) Lazy
Ashamed of nothing

(Lazy!) Lazy
(White!) White
(Lazy!) Lazy
Ashamed of white

(Sounded good in here)