Lyrics for Tik Tik Tik by MaxNormal.TV :
[Intro]
Gommie , Gommie, kykie, kykie waar’s die tik?
Die tik is in jou boude
Kykie, kykie
Kykie fok jou
Kom gee die tik
Ons maak ‘n pypie ek is lus
(Growls)
Shut up; hou op speel man
Steek aan, steek aan daar, ek’s lus!
Klap dit bokkie
Jesus

[Chorus]
Go tik tik tik tik tik like me
If you don’t know what the f*ck’s going on like me
Tik,tik,tik I’m just a little lightie
I don’t like the drugs, but the drugs like me
Go tik,tik,tik,tik,tik like me
If you don’t know what the f*ck’s is going on like me
Tik,tik,tik I’m just a little lightie
I don’t like the drugs, but the drugs like me

[Pre-Verse: Max and Yolandi]
Bokkie, staan op, word wakker
Ja ma, Jesus
Jou laat slaap gaan my kwaad maak
Bokkie, jou klein stoutgat, staan op nou
Kykie
Kykie
Kykie
Fok jou

[Verse 1: Yolandi]
Intro
I feel like I’m gonna f*ckin’ crack
Living in this little broken flat
With my mom and dad
And my gran
And my two
Brahs and my cousins and my aunty
One room
Hot as a oven and I can’t breathe
In fact I can’t sleep in this flat
‘Cause there’s bliksemse
Ants in my pants’cause there’s rats in the mattress
Got two black rings underneath my eyes
Lots of bad things happen in the night
My family’s so poor
How poor is they?
My family’s so poor
That I, cant even get a little butter op my broodjie
Can’t even get a koeldrankie with my strooitjie
Miffing in my stokies
Drawing on the wall with a koki
I’m bored and I’m lonely
All on my own, see
I don’t want to listen to what my mother say
I’m gonna run away
Come back another day

[Chorus]

[Pre-Verse]
Bokkie, kom hier
Blerrie woederige kind
Sy vlieg met skelms en dwelms
Nah man die spoke het haar gevind
Los my uit
Fokkit, Jesus, you better blerrie stop nou
Kykie
Kykie
Kykie
Fok jou

[Verse 2: Neon Don and Yolandi]
Option A:
Hit the streets
This is gonna be fokken ill
Maybe I’ll get lucky
Say, you like Kentucky?
Who are you?
Baby, I’m a gangster
What’s a gangster?
You don’t know what’s a gangster?
Kykie, you can go to school if you want
Or you can be like me and you can do what you want
Take a pull on the blunt
Feel the funky vibes kicking
Daars dit, vat ‘n stuk Kentucky Fried Chicken
Serious?
Do I look like I’m joking?
Hier nie ‘n vok nie look what I’m smoking
It’s a tik tik lollipop, pop
This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop
This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop
This, This, will get you lekker gefok in jou kop
It’s a tik tik lollipop, pop
This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop
Kykie
Now you owe me
Move your little stokies
Take this little packie down the street to my homie
Yo, keep it low key
Okie Dokie
Hier’s ‘n tien Rand, nou is jy nie broke nie

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Den den deren-den den den
It’s fun to hang with a bang bang bang
You get paid you get fed
But my head is dead, de-read dead dead
Sommer now when you ask me how I am; “No I’m fine!”
Trippin’ off my face
Deurmekaar, tired all the time
I wanna push rewind in my mind
Please can I?
Please can I?
Please can I?
Please can I?
Yes you can
Rewind selector

[Verse 4]
Option B:
Hit the streets
This is gonna be f*cking ill
Maybe I’ll get lucky
Say, you like Kentucky?
Huh? You smell like a Rastafarian
I don’t speak to strangers, plus I’m a vegetarian
So I was saying, maybe I’ll get lucky
Hook up a little jobbie at the cafe

(packie sakkie)
Then I got a little room all by myself in the basement
‘Til one day I found myself clapping in amazement
At this guy Max Normal rapping on the pavement
Outside the cafe
Kykie, hy’s fokken wys man
Max Normal is a life saver
Looked me up and down and said
I like your flavour
I was a zero
I thought he was a weirdo
But now I tune him straight “Max you my f*cking hero”
He gave me a chance now pump up the bass
Talking on the mic right in front of your face
‘Cause I said I could rap
And since then I never looked back
Now I put my pen on my pad
And I’m flipping stacks from my raps
And I’m up back in the track
So fresh getting fresher
Diamonds are created from extreme pressure
Bokkie, Jesus!
Now they know it’s me
When they see me on the TV rapping in the overseas
Here man die kind is brilljant
Ek kan dit nie glo nie
Kykie, kykie, kykie nee ek droom nie

You choose
You lose
Or you win
Choose your own adventure option A or option B
Yes yes it’s all up to you, so what’s it gonna be?
You’ve only got one life make sure you choose carefully
When you choose your own adventure option A or option B
Inquisitive student of life
You choose
You lose
Or you win

Don’t be a vrotkop
Tik is kak