Lyrics for Dot’s Quiet Time by Animaniacs :
Dot: I love cheap romance horror thriller novels
Dot: All I want is quiet
No reason to deny it
I can’t take that riot
Quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
Let me clarify it
The noise I can’t defy it
I simply will not buy it
Give me quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
Now to nullify it
I just won’t stand by it
It’s time now to bye-bye it
I want quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
(Moo! Crunch! Chew! Whoot-whoot! Cricket-cricket!)
Dot: I want quiet, quiet, quiet!
This urge, I can’t deny it
To find some peace and quiet
I’ll search both low and high; It
Must be quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
(Scotland, bagpipes disturb her)
(Paris, France, in the cathedral of Notre Dame)
Dot: (spoken) Ahhhh. Such peace, such joy
(Bells disturb her)
(Pisa, Italy. Leaning Tower falls over, disturbing her)
(Map of Africa. Elephants stampede through map)
Dot: I said quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
(Desert island, turns out to be volcanic)
(Nepal, high on mountain top)
Dot: (spoken) Yoo-hooooo (Yoo-hooooo…yoo-hooooo)
Gee, it’s so quiet
AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! (AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!)
Dot: I thought I wanted quiet
I thought I could apply it
But now that I have tried it…
I’m sick and tired of quiet!
(Pulls out boom-box and plays rock version of Animaniacs Theme)
Dot: Hee hee hee hee!